However, it was not the right kind of heat lamp that normally accompanies an overhead ventilation system
Sometimes I wonder if my family is continually playing jokes on me. Maybe the last 30 years of my life have actually been one long, practical joke that everybody else was privy to. Or maybe not. Maybe they actually are just completely insane human beings. Right now I have to question this after going to stay at my brother-in-law’s brand new “castle.” When I arrived at the property I was blown away to see that he really had built a castle. At least, the outside appeared to look like a castle. On the inside, everything was completely run down and disgusting. I went from room to room, wondering if there was even indoor heat or air temperature control. It felt like the entire building was freezing cold and there were drafts coming from every door and window. No matter where I went, I was detecting cool air that quickly cut through my body. I was not very happy about the horrible heating situation but I tried not to make a scene in front of my family. The real kicker was realizing that I needed to take a shower and it was going to be brutally cold. Without proper indoor air temperature control there was no way I was going to avoid hypothermia when I jumped out of the steamy shower. I walked into the bathroom, prepared for the worst and was surprised to see that there was an overhead heater unit in the bathroom. However, it was not the right kind of heat lamp that normally accompanies an overhead ventilation system. In fact, it was a heat lamp that you use for lizards and snakes. Seriously, these people are nuts.