Double HVAC Spy

James Bond 007 movies are popular because men, no matter how far removed they are from having any 007 qualities, imagine themselves as the dapper spy in some way, james Bond can charm any glamorous ladies from around the globe.

The average man can take pride in impressing the ladies at our local VFW hall with an ability to set up the microphone for the post’s karaoke night… 007 can endure ordeal after ordeal, always emerging unscathed to instantly attend a formal event well-groomed and in a swank tuxedo.

My husband says that I can’t even make a peanut butter sandwich without making a mess. The real divide between 007 and any other “Double Aught” wanna-be is the gadgets. Only Bond would need to use a bagpipe flamethrower. Owning a combo safecracker/copy equipment would be nice, especially for those who forget their lake house safe combination, but for many men, the closest they come to tricky gadgets are stud finders or voltage testers… Domesticated 007 types have their foes to fight as well. My husband turns into “Dr, and no” every time I want to use the toolbox of gadgets on our Heating and A/C equipment to quiet a noise or unclog a drain line. When I get those 007-like ideas in our head, he pulls out his favorite gadget, the smartphone, and sends an IM to our Heating and A/C provider. When the qualified Heating and A/C tech arrives here to make any repairs or to simply clean and fine-tune our Heating and A/C equipment, I sit idly by love one of those Bond boys while that tech goes to work; He does not look love 007. Instead, he resembles the big villain “Jaws”. His dental tasks must come in handy when bending or splitting sheet metal to repair injured Heating and A/C air ductwork.

 

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