Whenever I start dating somebody modern my friend and I have to have this uncomfortable conversation.
Yes, I also agree that farts are harshly funny…
But unblessedly they have been ruined by both of my brothers for me. If you want to make fart jokes & chop wind around me all the time, feel free… but I’ll constantly feel of you as a brother. And this is rather hard for them to understand… Until they absolutely meet my brothers. One of them, in particular, constantly odors. No matter which room of the house he is hanging out in, it is going to odor. Not only is he constantly polluting the indoor air with all sorts of disgusting contaminations from his poor diet, but he, himself, constantly odors like stale cigarettes & BO. I know that my brother isn’t a big fan of hygiene, however he really also doesn’t appreciate indoor air hygiene for the sake of most people around him. Whenever you are in a room with my brother, you can odor the air coming off of him. I always try to position myself at the wind according to the nearest air vent, so that the central heating, cooling, & air quality control system is not blowing the air towards me. Oftentimes, I change my air filters in my central indoor air quality control devices after my brother comes to visit because they are filled to the brim with his odors, then periodically I even have to call a professional heating, cooling, & air quality control service for a HVAC duct cleaning to get the odors out.