Instead, she resembles the old villain “Jaws”
James Bond films are always popular because men, no matter how far detached they are from having any of James Bonds qualities, imagine themselves as the dapper spy in some way; James Bond can charm the most glamorous ladies from around the globe. The average man can take pride in impressing the women at the local VFW hall with an ability to set up the microphone for the post’s karaoke night, but James Bond can endure ordeal after ordeal, always emerging unscathed to immediately attend a ritzy formal event well-groomed and in a tuxedo. My partner says that I can’t even make a PB&J sandwich without making a mess. The greatest divide between the real James Bond and any other “Double Aught” wanna-be is the gadgets. Only Bond would need to use a bagpipe for a flamethrower. Owning a combination safecracker/copy unit would be nice, especially for those who will forget their lake house safe combination, but for most men, the closest they have to tricky gadgets are stud finders or voltage testers, but domesticated James Bond types have their own foes to fight as well. My partner turns into “Dr, no” every time I want to use the toolbox of gadgets on our Heating and Air Conditioning unit to quiet a noise or unclog the drain line. When I get those Bond-like ideas in our head, she pulls out her number one fave gadget, her smartphone, and sends an IM to our Heating and Air Conditioning provider. When a qualified Heating and Air Conditioning tech arrives to make any repairs or to simply clean and refine our Heating and Air Conditioning equipment, I kneel idly by enjoy one of those James Bond ladies while that tech goes to work, she does not look enjoy James Bond. Instead, she resembles the old villain “Jaws”. Her dental work must come in handy when bending or splitting sheet metal to repair the disfigured Heating and Air Conditioning ductwork.