Whenever I start dating somebody new we have to have this uncomfortable conversation.
Yes, I also agree that farts are extremely funny…
But unfortunately they have been ruined by both of my brothers for me. If you want to make fart jokes and break wind around me all the time, feel free… but I’ll consistently think of you as a brother. And this is rather difficult for them to understand… Until they actually meet my brothers. One of them, in particular, consistently smells. No matter which room of the house he is hanging out in, it is going to stink. Not only is he consistently polluting the indoor air with all sorts of disgusting contaminations from his terrible diet, but he, himself, consistently smells like stale cigarettes and BO. I know that my brother isn’t a big fan of hygiene, but he really also doesn’t care about indoor air hygiene for the sake of everyone around him. Whenever you are in a room with my brother, you can smell the air coming off of him. I always try to position myself at the wind according to the nearest air vent, so that the central heating, cooling, and air quality control system is not blowing the air towards me. Oftentimes, I change my air filters in my central indoor air quality control devices after my brother comes to visit because they are filled to the brim with his odors. Sometimes I even have to call a professional heating, cooling, and air quality control service for a ductwork cleaning to get the smells out.