There is nothing like parenthood.
When I was first starting a family I had no idea what I was getting into.
I’m sure that this is a trite observation from most people on the planet. Obviously, you never know what you’re going to get until your kids start growing up and driving you insane. This is why I am constantly bickering with my teenage daughter about her horrible fashion sense and insistence on putting her face all over the Internet. It’s also why I am currently having a professional heating, cooling, and air quality control specialist tell me how I can improve my indoor air quality through expensive air purification devices. I never cared about my indoor air quality before now. If my thermostat properly adjusted the indoor air temperature according to my needs, I was perfectly happy. And then… My son started using Axe Body Spray. If you have never encountered Axe Body Spray, let me tell you how much it stinks. The house is constantly filled with horrible indoor odors that we cannot remove from the air. I am tired of circulating his cheap pharmacy deodorant through the central heating, cooling, and air quality control system. And at this point I am ready to pay a professional air quality specialist to help me remove The Unwanted pollution from my indoor air. If it takes air media purifying systems, HEPA air filters, and professional air duct cleanings it is worth it to remove this horrible odor from the air. My nose and head can’t take any more odorous migraines.